Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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