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I cannot find my penis.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Ladies don't puke and tell
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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