I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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