It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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