If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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