The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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