i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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