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I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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