i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
farters have to be the big spoon...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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