so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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