the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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