I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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