Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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