Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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