I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I am puke
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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