Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what day is it and did you see me today?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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