am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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