508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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