If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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