Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
send nudes
from the living room?
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