normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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