Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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