So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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