windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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