And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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