fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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