he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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