hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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