We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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