I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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