wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Pooping to opera.
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