I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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