This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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