i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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