So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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