Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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