he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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