He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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