i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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