Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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