So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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