Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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