whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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