they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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