Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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