I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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