but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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