I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Randomize