so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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