He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
FUCK WHALES
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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