Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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