Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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